February 2012
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 14th
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Winnie the Pooh: When is and isn't he meat?
(a very special thanks to my lovely wife Lavenderpanda for spurring some memories and helping me take this disturbing trip back into my childhood.) So - Winnie the Pooh.   We’ve all grown up at least somewhat familiar with this character and his friends from the books, or the animated series.   As a child in the early to mid nineties Pooh and his posse were an integral part of Saturday...
Feb 10th
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Dear Other White Trans (and Queer) People
logiccontroldeck: I have been looking around our communities lately. I’ve been taking a long, hard look around when I’m out at my favorite queer-friendly restaurant or bar. I’ve been looking around at the online communities. I have to tell you that I’ve been noticing a pattern. It’s a pattern of whiteness. I’ve started a tally you see. I’ve counted how many people of color I see in places that...
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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cocksucking-accent asked: The other day I dreamed you were trying to kill me. Should I worry? D=
Feb 7th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
19 posts
Why I'm Not Saying "Tr*nny" And I'd Like It If You...
elenorr: Why I’m Not Saying “Tr*nny” And I’d Like It If You Guys Didn’t Either, Please. www.originalplumbing.com Trans brothers, dear dear dear men, whom I respect and look up to and adore, allow me to quote noted gender theorist Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. I’m writing this because there’s been tons of talk about this slur ...
Jan 31st
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Cisinformed
1. To be falsely informed from a cisgender perspective. e.g: “I used to think all trans people wanted SRS, but I was quite cisinformed.”
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 24th
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Fever Dreams
I got food poisoning and ran a high fever last night. Following is a list of the fever dreams I remember, while they’re still fresh in my head: - Could not fall asleep because I kept hearing wolves, which I later decided upon were actually coyotes. They were running around upstairs and howling. The worst part is I woke up from this, as in, I woke up from the frustration of a dream of...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Names
I am extremely lucky in that I was given a gender neutral name. My full legal name, even: “Robin Lee Peterson” afforded me a lot of lifted burden and social ease when it came time for me to transition. I’ve always seen this as a very convenient benefit and, for most of the time saw fit to simply leave it at that. Names have power and depth, however. A fact that I have learned is...
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Ink
Needles and pain?  It must be my birthday. And I gotta hand it to the artist, 5 hours straight through and he didn’t even take a break. I always tell myself I’m not gonna moan in pleasure during these. That plan always falls through. Dude was a good sport about it though! Fuckin’ good times. Almost there! Aww no don’t stop! Yeah, that was a...
Jan 12th
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Jan 9th
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Lower Extremities
Haven’t had a proper post featuring gratuitous amounts of soles and toes.  Let’s fix that right now shall we? Because in my humble opinion it’s been far too long. And let’s be honest here, It’s not like my fetish is any big secret. Besides, I think they’re pretty cute. They’re a little hard to photograph though sometimes, Because...
Jan 6th
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Housemates
We live in a duplex, and honestly my favorite part about having upstairs neighbors is that when they visit, nine times out of ten this ends up happening. And I’ll hand it to Lavenderpanda, she’s always a gracious host. The best part about Magpie though? She always finishes what she starts.
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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jupiter-oculus asked: I love your toes.
Jan 4th
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Use a friend's computer to check Facebook
Types in “f”. …Fetlife comes up first. And I’m like:
Jan 3rd
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That One Album
“If you were stranded alone on a desert island and had to take ONE album with you, what would it be?” Ugh. We’ve all been asked this question, whether it be from an uninterested date to a party icebreaker to an automated survey on Facebook. I don’t think anyone really even thinks about this, or actually cares at all. I’ve never really thought much of it. But I got...
Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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This Holy Day
Today a very special person was born.  Someone who has touched the lives of people all across the world and is a shining beacon of hope and inspiration to us all. I’m speaking, of course - of Jimmy Buffett. Jimmy began his musical career in Nashville, Tennessee in the late 1960’s where he recorded and later released his first album, “Down to Earth”.  Later, he met...
Dec 25th
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hairbowsandbullets asked: So, on a scale of 1-10, how naked do you tend to be around your home at any given time?
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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You know...
logiccontroldeck: I like to eat. I like to eat a LOT. Robin knows this well. She manipulates me easily as the following pictures show. OH GOODNESS WHAT IS THIS Is that BACON? and cheese? SALSA?! BEANS? Get away it’s mine! ALL MINE! Wait a minute. I know you’re up to something. What do you want for this beautiful monument of delight and joy? What? What did you say? Speak up! Oh....
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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hairbowsandbullets asked: Im drunk as fuck, and I like your face. So why are you not here, sitting on mine <3
Dec 17th
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Shot Night
When I give Russell his T, he likes to hug the cat.  Actually, it helps both of us because kitty makes everything better! But sometimes… Kitty refuses to be of assistance. C’mon dude, help me out here.
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Stay Limber
To keep flexible and sassy, I do morning stretches. They’re good for you! They’re also good for kitties. NO SLACKING OFF KITTY GET LIMBER WITH ME. Yeah, now we’re both ready to tear shit up.
Dec 16th
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Dec 12th
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Every Time
…I see one of these: I’m like, “Oh hell, I want a burger.” Then I see one of these: And I’m like, “Oooh - I should preorder some games.”
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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