December 2011
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This Holy Day
Today a very special person was born. Someone who has touched the lives of people all across the world and is a shining beacon of hope and inspiration to us all. I’m speaking, of course - of Jimmy Buffett.
Jimmy began his musical career in Nashville, Tennessee in the late 1960’s where he recorded and later released his first album, “Down to Earth”. Later, he met...
hairbowsandbullets asked: So, on a scale of 1-10, how naked do you tend to be around your home at any given time?
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You know...
logiccontroldeck:
I like to eat. I like to eat a LOT. Robin knows this well. She manipulates me easily as the following pictures show. OH GOODNESS WHAT IS THIS
Is that BACON? and cheese? SALSA?! BEANS? Get away it’s mine! ALL MINE!
Wait a minute. I know you’re up to something. What do you want for this beautiful monument of delight and joy?
What? What did you say? Speak up!
Oh....
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hairbowsandbullets asked: Im drunk as fuck, and I like your face. So why are you not here, sitting on mine <3
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Shot Night
When I give Russell his T, he likes to hug the cat. Actually, it helps both of us because kitty makes everything better!
But sometimes…
Kitty refuses to be of assistance.
C’mon dude, help me out here.
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Stay Limber
To keep flexible and sassy, I do morning stretches.
They’re good for you!
They’re also good for kitties.
NO SLACKING OFF KITTY GET LIMBER WITH ME.
Yeah, now we’re both ready to tear shit up.
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Every Time
…I see one of these:
I’m like, “Oh hell, I want a burger.”
Then I see one of these:
And I’m like, “Oooh - I should preorder some games.”
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Believing the Lie
I remember when I didn’t feel free.
I remember what it was like to distrust every emotion. To take everything that was good, every honest thought I felt and turn it around, corrupting it, using it as a tool to hurt myself because I didn’t “deserve” to experience anything good.
I can acutely recall the art of the mental self-abuse I practiced when I was young, but for...
An analogy.
justatahl:
So let’s suspend our disbelief for a moment or two and imagine, imagine that its a very normal day and you are just walking around… going to a party maybe? Yeah, lets go with that.
Now imagine that when you get to that party you see many familiar faces and some you don’t know as well.
You walk up to the closest compadre and say hello, everyone smiling, and in return your buddy...
maggieisaferociousbeast asked: Do you have a trans symbol tattoo on your hip? That's gorgeous...
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Job Applications Are Fun!
When one line is like:
“Applicant’s name: |____________________________________________________|”
And the next is like:
“Name, full address, and phone number of most recent employer: |_____|”
…And I’m like,
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Don't Cum
Oh hey sup, today we’re not gonna orgasm.
Let’s see how long this lasts!
No wait don’t touch what are you doing…
Robin that is highly counterproductive to your objective.
Ummm….
Well, shit.
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For Aria
A little back story here:
Aria called me up today and informed me she was naughty. So very naughty. However she didn’t have anyone around to punish her! Luckily, I was able to serve as a surrogate. And my husband provided the beatings.
And what do you know?
I stayed on the phone so she could hear just how much she deserved it.
And just how much she should be screaming.
And...
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