In Regard to the State of My Gender

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You know…

I like to eat. I like to eat a LOT. Robin knows this well. She manipulates me easily as the following pictures show.

OH GOODNESS WHAT IS THIS

Is that BACON? and cheese? SALSA?! BEANS? Get away it’s mine! ALL MINE!

Wait a minute. I know you’re up to something. What do you want for this beautiful monument of delight and joy?

What? What did you say? Speak up!

Oh. Right. Of course.

You are the most wonderful wife I could ever ask for. You make my life nothing but a delight..and yes, you are incredibly pretty. Beautiful. Amazing. Sexy. All the things. I love you so much. <3 <3 <3 And thanks for this omelet too!