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In Which I Am Shot Down
  • *is delivering pizzas and coincidentally gets stuck waiting in a security lobby with another driver from a different chain who is incidentally an incredibly cute boy*

  • Cute Boy:

    Oh, hello!

  • Me:

    Hi hi!

  • Cute Boy:

    So, do you like working at your place?

  • Me:

    *flirty mode activated*

  • Me:

    Ah, it's all right. You guys get cooler hats. But to be honest, we don't have any drivers nearly as cute as you.

  • Cute Boy:

    *is blushing*

  • Cute Boy:

    Ah! Aw, thank you! But ah... sorry, I'm um... I'm not gay.

  • Me:

    I'm.... not a guy.

  • Cute Boy:

    *stares in silence*

  • Me:

    *stares in silence*

  • Cute Boy:

    *stares in silence*

  • Me:

    *stares in silence*

  • The Most Awkward Moment Ever:

    Hello.

 
  1. electra-descending said: This is right before you set him on fire; right?
  2. somethingtodowithtomorrow said: he just doesnt understand its not his fault just educate him an see were things go :)
  3. nny-kun said: Well it wouldnt be fair to call him a jerk, but what a meanie face. That is all
  4. bashko said: welp, he missed out. Poor sap.
  5. hierophilic said: Oh my god no
  6. chhharl said: omg ;-; that’s pretty awkward, poor dear
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